I took her out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started makin` out and she took off my pants
But then, I turned on the TV
And that`s about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you`re 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD, my friends say I should act my age
What`s my age again?
What`s my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops and your husband`s in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that`s about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you`re 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID, my friends say I should act my age
What`s my age again?
What`s my age again?
And that`s about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you`re 23
And you still act like you`re in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I should act my age
What`s my age again?
That`s about the time that she broke up with me (what`s my age again?)
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me, I`ll never wanna act my age
What`s my age again?
What`s my age again?
What`s my age again...
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