"Take Off"
[airline stewardess making announcements]
[Bubba Sparxxx]
I can`t forget the bumps on the road to Heartsville
And I`m scared to fly but surely Bubba Sparxxx will
Shit and I ain`t slept, in a month of Sundays
Still I`m wide awake as we coast out on the runway
And now the captain says I`m number one for take off
But Timmy I`m too weak all this starvin led to weight loss
Fear turns to adrenaline as life accelerates
I`m headed to my destiny, how long you guess it takes - to get there?
The in flight movie today is "Gladiator"
But I can`t afford the headphones, it`s cool, I`ll catch it later
I`m cramped between two dudes, one from each coast
Yet we all agree a safe flight is what we need most
Hey stewardess, I can`t handle all this turbulence
The ride`s gettin bumpy and that shit don`t help my nervousness
Now they fin` to serve the meal, I think I`ll go with steak
Every fuckin choice is crucial and we all know the breaks, in this game
I barely even noticed but we covered every state
Plus I`m slowly turnin from feather to heavyweight - it`s about time
I need to take a piss but I`m still scared to get up
Please Lord protect those up in this air with us
The captain just started our approach into the sunset
I`ve flown a million miles but the shit still ain`t fun yet
When this journey is complete, you`ll know by my reaction
Tears of jubilation as I`m landin back in Athens - thank you Lord
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