Slippery jack, no more turning back,
All around, morning humor
I am a waiter and I am a server
I`ll run to your needs with strength and fervor
In times when you are wasted I will walk in
Through the door, pick you from the floor
Then watch you grow into a man
With a big burly beard
And a mustache to match
I`ll watch you love the world
And all that it has...
With that morning humor,
Morning humor
The kind that wakes you up
The kind that`s in my blood
Morning humor, morning humor, yeah...
I am on top again, soon to be low again
Oh will this ever end?
I`m sorry I don`t mean to sound like a whale
Trapped in the ice, but ain`t it nice to say exactly
What I please...
With a big toney voice or a
Soft mellow voice or the
Loud boisterous voice of an opera, opera lady!
With that morning humor,
Morning humor
The kind that wakes you up.
The kind that`s in my blood
Morning humor, morning humor, yeah...
But the joke that kills
Is just a joke to you
You need some...
Slippery jack, no more turning back,
All around, morning humor
The kind that wakes you up
The kind that`s in my blood...
Morning humor...
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