Girl: It`s my cookie!
Boy: It is not, it`s mine!
Girl: No, it`s my cookie!
Cookie Monster: Dum-de-dum-dum-dum ... What seem to be problem?
Girl: Well, there`s only one cookie here and we both want it.
Boy: Yeah and it`s mine!
Girl: It is not! It`s my cookie! I saw it first!
Boy: Yeah, but
Cookie Monster: Hold on, me will decide who get cookie.
Girl: Are you kidding?!?
Boy: Yeah, you`re the Cookie Monster! If you decide, we know who will get the cookie!
Girl: We weren`t born yesterday, you know!
Cookie Monster: Now hold on, hold on ... Okay, me decided that Smallest Person get cookie!
Girl: Of all the -- the smallest person gets the cookie?
Cookie Monster: Uh-huh.
Girl: squatting down Okay I`m the smallest! I`m the smallest!
Boy: Hey, that`s not fair! You`re scrunching down!
Girl: I`m the smallest!
Boy: You can`t do that, I`m smaller than you!
Cookie Monster:Stopping them Okay, okay. To Girl You small, to Boy you smaller, but --
Cookie Monster stands aside and suddenly begins to shrunk to pint-size.
Girl: How`d he do that?
Boy: I don`t know, but he`s the smallest!
Cookie Monster:High-pitched voiceI do anything for cookie!
Cookie Monster picks up the cookie, now bigger than he is, and marches off.
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